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Date of Birth: 39
Sexual Status: straight single man
Images: 5 Public
Latest Status: Rest your trigger on my finger.
City: Vancouver, British Columbia
Bio: Total poser here. For real, it's bad. Whip out a camera, I begin to pace around, reaching for a feeling. I become what I am... and I become this other.... goofy... kinda thing. The raised eyebrow. The pose. The pout. Don't think I don't know what I'm doing... oh, I do. And it sickens me. But I'll never stop. It's a joke, . I just don't take myself too seriously is what I'm getting at, despite how intense the look of constipation on my face. I like what I look like, Let's take the piss outta me now for that. Who am I? Well, for one, I'm a total sweetheart that likes A LOT of sex. That out of the way, I'm fairly funky as well. I live for good parties with dirty house beats and am very proud of my dance floor rhythm and stamina. As a result, you will almost always find me with a smile. I love meeting new people. Very social critter. Come say hi. Be funny. Be brave. Be hot. Be something, but for god's sake, be real. I am and got pics to prove. Want some? ps - Almost forgot! Big swingin' dick over here. For real, it's bad. hehe